3.11.05

127# Further exceeding of curry intake

127# Further exceeding of curry intake

These two days i went out during afternoon time, came back at late night. Quite sick of eating the same stuffs again and again. Now my stomach is still full, full of curry...

Today went two places only, but stayed for a longer time. Had lunch at ex-classmate's place, and watched pirated DVD after meal. It was "The Longest Yard" by Adam Sandler, the rappers and the westlers. Could not stop laughing during watching. But the part where Chris Rock got blowed off was quite pathetic though.

Meanwhile before the dinner, went mamak for a while to chill down. We all were really full and might puke anytime. Called Grace out to join us. Chit-chat and kept on laughing until the foods in the stomach almost flow to the esophagus...

Had dinner around 9pm, because it was too late for me to have dinner, so i ate a lot. Stomach feel very very the full now. Felt like puke on my friends when we were chit-chatting around outside the house.

Just 2 of us were chinese, the rest are indian in the group. Though my friend Will knows tamil, but i called them to talk in malay so that i could understand. They all critique and backstab the others "kao kao" until everyone of us feeling like throwing out all the things we ate and piss in the pants...

Situation No.1
There were this guy called *sensored*. He likes to act cool since secondary school. According to them, when we were in Form one, this guy shitted in this pants. It was so damn obvious that he did that in his pants, because not only the eyes could see it, and the nose could smell it too. But he just kept on denying. Already Form one still shit in the pants, damn it...!

But it was hard to say, no one likes to use the toilet in my secondary school. Because the people there did not know to flush after use. Probably their mum or their teacher never teach them since they were young. So the faeces just left there. And after that the maggots will crawl all over the places. Therefore, who the Hell wants to use that kind of toilet...? That's the reason why, people rather shit in their pants. The best solution is just go home to settle, but not in schoolS damn it...

Situation No.2
Year 2003, Form 5. School Exam. My class was 5A and Will's class was 5B. There was this girl called *sensored too* from my class did something really astonishing and stupid. Her character was the kind of slow la, but really freaking people out when we discovered she did this...

She was a librarian. Chesmistry exam, which only 5A and 5B students sat for. This girl went out of my class half way during the paper. She went to the library. The library was just situated opposite 5B, which was Will's class. And what this girl did was, she flipped the books to search for answers for the exam!

Everything that she did was witnessed by everyone of them in 5B. When one of the student witnessed, without making any noise he called the others, pointed the library. The whole class witnessed. Everyone of them laughed like crazy, but the teacher in the class did not know though. For a few papers she did the same method to get A for the exams!!

Very clever right? During exam found out that the questions were tough, then straight away to go the library to search for answers from the reference book, brilliant!

Situation No.3
This guy, *sensored again too* used to be in my class and i'm very cleared with his
character. A chicken, poser, copier and occasionally-unconsciously piss people off.
*sensored* - Fuck your mum and dad.
K - Would you like to repeat what you said just now?
*sensored* - Fuck... (got whacked by K heavily)
Wei...! (got whacked by K again with double up force, fell onto the tables)
This guy will really piss people off sometimes, we called him as "manyak CB punya jantan". Actually the name was gave by me though because i dislike him to imitate me. (Laugh)

Situation No.4
R needed 5 ringgit and he was looking for someone to borrow. He went into his class, there was no one in the class. And suddenly the Pondan of the legend appeared. Walked into the class slowly, closed all the windows and doors like a desperated beast. Approached R with his serpent tongue. Rubbed him...
Pondan - Hey...
R- Got 5 ringgit?
Pondan - Got...

And then R grabbed the 5 ringgit note, whacked the pondan, and ran off to save his virginity. Pondan was the one who paid in this case...

We backstabbed quite a lot of people, who were not there. Talked a lot of funny stuff and i can't remember who else were the victims. And all the laughes had really killed us off.

I went off the earliest because of the rain. During way back home, i drove very carefully when i was in the residential area. Because from the middle of nowhere there'll be firecrackers flying out and it might blow anyone off around there... So i did not unwind my car windows, or else if i was too lucky, then...

Two days of curry, sick man... Eating red colored foods for so many times. And guess what, it's Hari Raya tomorrow and i got 2 houses to visit! Ok, rendang curry in this case. Oh man... Heavy stuffs i take again and again. After these festivals - no curry for a month please...

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