279# Check the number
Me: Oii dude, someone send me this.
Darrien: Huh? What?
Me: I catch no E.bola. Apparently someone has just got a wrong number.
Darrien: It means ah... kakak, saya sara yang telefon tadi. Kami nak tengok rumah hari ni boleh keh? Aku boleh hari ni.
Me: Wtf, what kinda short form are those... Only they all will understand. Ruining their own language...
Darrien: Let me your phone for a while.
Me: What are you going to do?
Darrien: Reply people back la diu.
Mike: What the... Are you serious?
Darrien: Lol. I'm going to ask how many people are coming.
Mike: Wait, you can't spell "berapa" as "berapa". Must use their country grammar.
Mike: It supposed to be "brapa".
Darrien: Make sense...
Mike: Now is 12... Say that you are free at 2pm!
Darrien: Lol Lmao.
Mike: Lol Rotf.
Darrien: Don't know whether the fella is silly enough to reply back or not.
Mike: Shall see, shall see...
(30 minutes later)
Mike: Hey the fella reply back!
Darrien: What? Serious shit? See see!
Darrien + Mike: Lol walaoeh knnccb...!
Mike: Wtf open pintu belakang? Why can't they open the front door?
Darrien: Ham ka also coming man!
Mike: It sounds a lil bit like main belakan... (cough cough).
Darrien: Now i know "Klu" means "aku".
Mike: I think so... Want to reply back or not?
Darrien: Walao eh, i don't dare already la. Later your number kena trace back.
Mike: Ok... lol.