206# Prate

206# Prate

Each time i read at the comic magazine, which i started to read since i was 12, i'll get pissed off to the advertisements in the magazine.

I mean, feel very tulan to look at those non-sense commercials. More than 50% of the color pages are used for advertisements. Most of them are cell phone shit downloads, or cell phone friend commercial.

Among all those advertisements which only able to trick those who are naive, the one which makes me tulan until the maximum is the so-called "F*nG*ng" cell phone type of "prankster".

Heck, look at it, it has nothing much difference from the friendster, but using cell phones. The advertisement's design sucks until the maximum (square) too! Photoshop skill worse than a 14 year old kid.

About the service, to join the network, a user needs to key in their details about their appearance, birth date, preferences, marriage status, purpose... and stuffs.

Purpose = Reason of joining... There are reasons such as looking for "Chit chat friends", "Future marriage"... Among those, the best is "To spend a good night".

Ass la. What kind of reason is that. It's just one of those stupid method for those paedophile, sex-maniacs to hunt naive teenage girls.

The whole thing is basically a service to let users to seek for friends according to their preferences. And just chat to each other buy using cell phones. And they are allowed to choose how many sms-es they would like to receive in each day, from 1 to 999.

Why is that so? Because the operator will spam the users with messages, and they will need to pay for that. For each received message will be charged for RM0.50.

When they chat, for each message they send will be charged for RM1.00. Imagine a half-assed user is using such service to hunt for girls, and he sends 20 messages per day, receives 20 messages as well a day.

That is RM30.00 per day. And if this ass hole works part time as a waiter, guess he will earn RM4 per hour. So means he needs to work for 7.5 hours so that he could have the money to use the service to hunt for so called "Leng lui" in the abstract mobile network.

Lots of them using the serivce is to look for leng lui-s. I doubt the fact that is there any lenglui using the service. Come on, just a common sense. If the girl is beautiful enough, would she join such a service to know more guys? Guys would go after her just like that.

Therefore the conclusion to be drawn - There are no lenglui in the network.

So save it - you motherfuckers who dream of flirting beautiful girls from the network. Can you all see any walls near by? Go bang your heads onto the wall ahead. Don't waste your mother's money for that kind of shit please.

Is it worth to pay in order to know more friends? To have true friends, we don't have to pay a single penny. But this is not about friends anymore because is nothing much than "cell phone friend", who live in the phone screen, and will never exist in real life. Thus, does it make sense to pay for such a non-sense?

The funniest part is that the service provider creates 6 "Role Playing Games" for the users,

1. Queen of the men.
2. Cohabitation
3. Gay
4. Lesbian
5. King of the women
6. Sex experts


Ladies and gentlemen, please forgive my language and allow me to say...

Go fuck yourselves you motherfuckers!

They can really make cash with those shits!


Rules of each of the games respectively;

1. For girls who like to have guys to kiss ass, and for guys who like to kiss girls' asses.

2. For guys and girls who want to have a cohabit "Boy friend" or "Girl Friend", to feel love.

3. For gays la.

4. For lesbians la.

5. For female-servant-thirsty guys and for girls who want to serve a guy.

6. For those sex experts wannabes to ask and answer questions regarding sex.


Those people who join these really need to get a life... Having a fake "cohabit bf/gf" in a cell phone? Sex expert? Got study until PhD level or not? Expert...

If you are reading this, and if you have joined the service, i hope you will quit playing these money-paying non senses and get your life back to work or study. Please, i'm serious. We don't need to pay for cyber friends.

And i'm warning you all. We would not know the character of those people behind the phone screen. You can't deny the fact that there are people who will abuse the service to do illegal and immoral acts.


Just something extra to tell...

For you all who don't know, there's a women got her daughter kidnapped by her sms friend in Johor. Already married, has daughter, still want to look for more male friends through the mobile network? Who suffers in the end?

205# BKT meeting

205# BKT meeting

Things to consider for IMU students to eat bah kut tea in klang. To be more precise, the one near Taman Sentosa.


First - Transport

From Bukit Jalil to Klang, KESAS way, 3 tolls if using the straight-ahead-to-the-end way. 2 tolls if using the traffic-lights-cut-here-and-there way. 1 toll, the ultimate way, i don't know. Darren knows.

From Klang back to Bukit Jalil, it's just the reverse.

Considering using the 2 tolls way, so is 4 tolls from Bukit Jalil to Klang and back to Bukit Jalil.

RM1.50 x 4 = RM6.00

Fuel - Considering RM0.17/km for a 1.8 litre car, 70 km. Therefore it is RM0.17 x 70 = RM 11.90.

Total transport fee - RM6.00 + RM11.90 = RM 17.90

4 persons in a car, so RM17.90/4 = RM 4.48


Second - Food

One person's serving varies from RM8 to RM10. Considering one serving is RM10 for the moment.

If eating with giant monsters, high metabolism rate youngsters, then typically 3 person's serving for 4 persons, and eat 2 big portion of rice which is RM0.80 each;

RM 10.00 x 3 = RM30.00

RM0.80 x 8 = RM6.40

Therefore, Per person - RM36.40 / 4 = RM 9.10.

(Tea pay excluded)


Grand total - RM4.48 + RM9.10 = RM 13.58


Around there la... If eat with people who are more animal then going to pay more for that. Therefore must make sure ourselves are actually eating more than the others do.


9 of us, including me. Travelled all the way from Bukit Jalil to Klang just for the famous food in Klang. I hope it was worthy to them because they travelled for so far.

BKT again, next time, at the different place.


PS: Why people like to eat spare parts huh? Intestine, liver, stomach...

204# 15% Chance, 3.0 times damage

204# 15% Chance, 3.0 times damage

Note: The above title has nothing to do with the game called DoTA.

I did not went for the briefing about the exam during the orientation week. So i did not know the first summative assessment on Monday does actually contribute 15% for my first semester's final.

Once i knew that, i began to get nervous. My 15% is gone. I did not do well during the exam.

The first problem is that i did not have much time to study. There were so many things to cover, which are unrelated to each and another. Secondly i sacrified my time to study biochem for anatomy and physiology. In the end, biochem questions occupied more than 25% of the whole paper.

Thirdly, my mind was suffering from mental constipation. Things just never come out from my mind during the exam. Although thoughts coming slowly and steadily as i warmed my mind up, but there were still a lot of questions which i failed to answer.

Fourthy, and the most fatal mistake - careless. I am always being careless for exams. I hate but i need to admit that i did a lot of careless, non sense mistakes during exams through out my whole life.


Eg: Example for Synovial joint. Ok, Ball-and-socket. Example? Shoulder and hip joints. To be more precise hip ones is between femur and pelvis. Eh... not too sure, put knee only la.

Fuck you...! Knee is one way joint motherfucker! Hinge la! Damn! Whacked back to reality after the paper was submitted.


Eg2: Blood type A and Rhesus positive person. What antibody(ies) are present?

I picked Anti B Antibody and Rhesus antibody... Pig la! Rhesus but Rhesus antigen ok! Not antibody! Another 2 marks gone.


And the point deductions go on... After the feedback of the exam, i estimated that i can't get more than 60%. Passing mark is 65% or 67.5%, not sure. But one thing to be sure of is that... It's going to be hard for me to pass...

Damned disappointed to myself now. Since it's contributing 15% for the final, considering i got 50% for the exam, means my 7.5% is gone for the final...

A wake up call... A very important wake up call seriously. Just going to do better in the second summative so back my final up. And then must score in final. I hope la... No, i must do well! Argh.


I was very surprised to know that my friend couldn't continue his second semester because he did not do well in the exams. He was one of the smartest person in PM8, and i didn't expect such a thing would happen on him. It's not about questioning why he didn't do well, just hope that he can find his way back on track.

He couldn't manage to pass the re-sit paper. But he was given a final chance, which was the toughest one. And eventually he did it. Heard that he is joining my intake most probably, that is nice to know that.

Study Mike, study...

203# fffortissimo Pain

203# fffortissimo Pain

Wednesday, after lecture, 10.30pm. I felt so hungry, and the stomach gave some familiar uneasiness. Eat... Feed it.

Fellas all going to DoTA regardless the coming summative assessment on next monday. I couldn't follow. I had to go back to sleep, and study.

The painful feeling started to increase in intensity. Power increased as well since Power = Intensity over area. Ah, crap.

It wasn't that kind of pain which cause people to go for excretion. It was the pain from the stomach - not from the intestine.

As the pain getting more and more intensed, i lost my mood and i headed to the student lounge. Had to sit down on the sofa and hoped that i could feel better after that.

Saw Mei ann and her friends there. Sure they will feel strange that i did not say hi to them. Instead, sitting at the sofa and struggled in pain.

Soon after that, i left the lounge, and headed back home.

While i walked toward my car, i felt that i couldn't straighten my body. The pain caused me to stagger. Got into the car, sped like Hell.

That was the first time i drove with such speed - More than 130km/h. My car wasn't meant to speed. The most dangerous thing is that i might shut down because of the pain.

Survived back home after 25 minutes (Usually 35 minutes or more), and headed to the hospital with my mother.

Went to the private hospital which i went for attachment 7 months ago. Told my condition to the Medical officer on duty.


Dr: Are you a medical student?
Me: Ah... yes.
Dr: (Turned to the nurses) See, my "diagnosis" is correct. (Proudly)


The MO could recognise me because i spent quite a lot of time in the ER department during the attachment. However, he mistaken it as clinical posting. I wasn't a student yet that time.

Gastric or pancreatic problem. If it was the second then some serum blah blah thing will present in my blood. The MO used a lot of medical term and expected me to understand. In fact, i am just a first year student. He didn't get it no matter how many times i told him.


Dr: Don't follow to the text books.


That was the most funny thing he said to me. The first doctor who told me not to believe in text books.

For countless times i had observed how the nurses inject medicines into patients. But i didn't expect i would experience the pain too.


Me: You're not going to prick me with that freaking thick needle don't you?


I was injected with colorless gastric medicine, and blood was taken for blood test. The pain began to cease. 30 minutes later, i felt so alive.

Blood test was normal. The MO thought i wanted to admit, so he did blood test for me. That costed me an extra RM81 for lab fee. If i admited then i could have insurance claim, but i paid RM156 in total for the 40 minutes i spent over there.


Dr: You're the first patient i have who gave me complete history before i asked.


Asking what was the cause of the gastric pain, an unwanted answer was given my the MO - Stress.

Come on man! I wasn't feeling stress that time. Although i'm having test on next monday, but i didn't feel anything!


When he flipped through the papers and bill, he cut off a section of box - Cancelling off the consultation fee.

He said i already "diagnosed" myself...

What the Hell wei... I did not. But thanks for saving my RM30.